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I Swear, by dualbunny [Smallville]

Thu, 17 May 2012 18:19:23 GMT

I Swear, by dualbunny [Smallville]
"This vid. It was my birthday, and I wanted Superman to give birth to a cat. And I wanted unicorns."

the crack vid to end all crack vids.

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By SmugOne

Thu, 17 May 2012 17:50:00 GMT

By SmugOne

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fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:

Thu, 17 May 2012 17:49:52 GMT

fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:

Sir Patrick Stewart is wearing a “Magneto was right” t-shirt right now.

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via Drug addict or parent?

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:02:58 GMT

via Drug addict or parent?

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Nightmare via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:00:05 GMT

Nightmare via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Tribal song

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:42:10 GMT

Tribal song

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"Lack of motivation" is a generally misunderstood symptom of depression. It do..."

Wed, 16 May 2012 11:21:03 GMT

"Lack of motivation" is a generally misunderstood symptom of depression. It does not mean that I sit around thinking, "Oh, I'm so depressed; why bother to do shit I don't want to do anyway." It means not that I lack discipline, but that there is a mental disconnect between my conscious mind, which says I want or need to do X, and the part of my brain which actually initiates activity. It prevents me from doing things I would very much like to do, as well as things I need to do, rather than indicating simply a lack of interest in doing things which are not immediately rewarding.

If you want or need to go somewhere, whether somewhere you're eagerly looking forward to going, or somewhere routine, or to the dentist for a root canal which you may be much averse to but have nevertheless decided will leave you better off in the long run, and you get in your car, turn the key in the ignition repeatedly, yet the engine sputters but does not engage, this is not an indication that you don't really want to go anywhere. It's an indication that something is wrong with the equipment you need to transport you there.

I am fully capable of sitting for hours, thinking periodically, "I need to pee," then, "I really need to pee," and eventually, "Damn, I need to pee," before being able to jump start the part of my brain which engages with the task of getting up and walking the ten feet to the bathroom, and initiates the movement which allows me to do that.

The more complex the task, the harder it can be, because a more complex sequence of actions must be, in some sense, imagined and targeted before the actions necessary to bring them about can be initiated. Most people are unaware that this process even takes place, because in a healthy brain, it occurs swiftly and automatically. In my brain, it does not."

–Maud from www.shakesville.com

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solar-tsunami: I do not like the cone of shame.

Tue, 15 May 2012 18:02:02 GMT

solar-tsunami: I do not like the cone of shame.

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unlockaflockofwords: The truth about cats and dogs (or lies and thunder).

Tue, 15 May 2012 17:58:06 GMT

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unlockaflockofwords: The truth about cats and dogs (or lies and thunder).

I love how Thor goes galumphing through life like a great big yellow labrador clutching a hammer in its teeth, all “OMG, fighting! Best thing ever! OMG! Cheering crowds! Best thing ever! Boo! Master is cross! I haz a sad! OMG! Hot girl! Best thing ever! OMG! Coffee! Best thing ever! OMG! Mjolnir! Fetch! ….cannot fetch! Worst thing ever! HAZ A SAAAAAAD! HOOOOOOWL! Woe! End of the wooorld! OMG! New friend taking me to the pub! Best thing ever!” etc etc, whilst Loki slinks around being a stressed, clever and neurotic cat who sort of hates the dog but also sort of loves him, and doesn’t understand why the goddamn humins think the dog is so good for fetching the bloody hammer, or why they fail to appreciate the lovely gift of a dead sparrow. (Well, not so much a dead sparrow as a neat plan to defeat the age-old enemy without causing massive suffering and casualties for the home team, but the sentiment was definitely “Dead sparrow! Look! For you!”)

ladyknight1991: Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost th...

Tue, 15 May 2012 17:45:52 GMT

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ladyknight1991: Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue

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gingerhaze: Finding out about Hawkeye’s 70’s miniskirt costume is one of my f...

Tue, 15 May 2012 17:25:44 GMT

gingerhaze: Finding out about Hawkeye’s 70’s miniskirt costume is one of my favorite things that has ever happened to me.

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"He talks about how close he feels to his family, how open they all are with e..."

Mon, 14 May 2012 14:05:34 GMT

He talks about how close he feels to his family, how open they all are with each other. About everything. All the time. "The first time I had sex," he says, "I raced home and was like, 'Mom, I just had sex! Where's the clit?'"

Wait, I ask—did she ever tell you?

"Still don't know where it is, man," he says, then breaks into a smile composed of equal parts shit-eating grin and inner peace. "I just don't know. Make some movies, you don't have to know…"

–The Avengers' Chris Evans: Just Your Average Beer-Swilling, Babe-Loving Buddhist

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Sun, 13 May 2012 21:35:54 GMT

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why colin mochrie is the best.

"So I just saw Avengers with my girlfriend, and the first scene with Bruce ban..."

Sun, 13 May 2012 08:38:09 GMT

"So I just saw Avengers with my girlfriend, and the first scene with Bruce banner and Black widow she didn't realize that when he talked about "the other guy" that he meant the Hulk. She thought he was talking about his penis. So when she pointed the gun at him and he said something like "Put that down or the other guy will get excited", and "The other guy might make a mess", she had something completely different in mind then what they intended. I just thought you'd find that amusing."

–How Are You I'm Fine Thanks

"In Boston there is an old joke about a woman who landed at Logan Airport and..."

Sat, 12 May 2012 17:13:22 GMT

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"In Boston there is an old joke about a woman who landed at Logan Airport and asked the taxi driver, "Can you take me someplace where I can get scrod?" He replied, "Gee, that's the first time I've heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive.""

–Steven Pinker, The Language Instinct
(regarding strong/irregular verb forms)

Stan Hobish, "Anniversary Cruise"

Sat, 12 May 2012 17:05:36 GMT

Stan Hobish, "Anniversary Cruise"

<3 Old Jews Telling Jokes

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Korra and her polar bear dog

Sat, 12 May 2012 10:58:44 GMT

Korra and her polar bear dog

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Avatar - Legend of Korra - Family Tree

Sat, 12 May 2012 10:57:26 GMT

Avatar - Legend of Korra - Family Tree

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Sat, 12 May 2012 10:57:12 GMT

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thought the first gif was pretty funny, then scolled on and saw the second...
(not sure though why people think those half-a-second loop gifs look like anything other than your screen having a seizure.)

Granny Katara FTW

Sat, 12 May 2012 10:51:39 GMT

Granny Katara FTW

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