hair in my soup

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"I’ve never been up at half-ten! What happens?!"

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… I live alone in a tree
I live alone in a tree
and nobody loves me.

Cows in the morning,
Cows in the morning, 1 2 3
Up and at them,
Up and at them with a pick.

I live by the river, with my mother,
In a house.
She washes, I cook,
And we never go out.

I’m a simple cow, living a simple life,
But sometimes I feel exploi-ted.
Ireland will never be free until,
I can marry my brother.

Oh, I love you Eileen Beag,
I love you Eileen Beag,
I love your feet and your eyes and your face.
I love your knees and your house and your… place,
I love your cows and your mother and your teeth.
I love your cupboards and your loft and your swimming pool,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
Eileen Beag,
But leave us alone now for the minute.

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“ A pilot for the show was featured in the 1998 Channel 4 sitcom festival in Riverside Studios. This early version was decidedly darker, revolving around Bernard's, and later Manny's, decision to commit suicide. It featured Manny (surname Zimmerman in reference to Bob Dylan as a professional depression-o-gram, and the Fran character as Valerie, a philosophy lecturer. ”

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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.

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