hair in my soup

please, can season three open with about ten to fifteen minutes of sherlock basically trolling john, leaving little helpful (in his opinion, that is) hints he's alive and around, getting more and more frustrated with how john seems to either completely miss or ignore them -- and then one day, when john mistakes one of his blatantly obvious clues for a piece of litter, sherlock jumps out from behind a tree and yells at him for being such a dim-witted waste of breathing space and really, the least thing he could do now he's taken all the fun out of sherlock's big reveal is at least get him a cup of tea.
he's forced to conclude that he completely failed to take into account one or two minor details about human behaviour when john then proceeds to strangle him with his own scarf.

...not that i spent any time thinking about this or anything.

ps: full comic (two pages) @ source. second page will result in an earworm.