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January 27 2012
please, can season three open with about ten to fifteen minutes of sherlock basically trolling john, leaving little helpful (in his opinion, that is) hints he's alive and around, getting more and more frustrated with how john seems to either completely miss or ignore them -- and then one day, when john mistakes one of his blatantly obvious clues for a piece of litter, sherlock jumps out from behind a tree and yells at him for being such a dim-witted waste of breathing space and really, the least thing he could do now he's taken all the fun out of sherlock's big reveal is at least get him a cup of tea.
he's forced to conclude that he completely failed to take into account one or two minor details about human behaviour when john then proceeds to strangle him with his own scarf.
...not that i spent any time thinking about this or anything.
ps: full comic (two pages) @ source. second page will result in an earworm.
he's forced to conclude that he completely failed to take into account one or two minor details about human behaviour when john then proceeds to strangle him with his own scarf.
...not that i spent any time thinking about this or anything.
ps: full comic (two pages) @ source. second page will result in an earworm.
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ralree
ralreeMay 24 2011
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Good News Week: Adam Hills on the Couch
"hang on, i just gotta put my foot on."
"hang on, i just gotta put my foot on."
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scottytm
scottytm
May 10 2011
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Adam Hills at the 2010 Melbourne International Comedy Festival
sign language: the samuel morgenstern edition (a.k.a. the best parts). who cares if it's specifically australian? mind your own exits!
sign language: the samuel morgenstern edition (a.k.a. the best parts). who cares if it's specifically australian? mind your own exits!
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April 24 2011
“— Jesus Shaves, by David Sedaris [2nd story on the page]"A rabbit?" The teacher, assuming I'd used the wrong word, positioned her index fingers on top of her head, wiggling them as though they were ears. "You mean one of these? A rabbit rabbit?"
"Well, sure," I said. "He come in the night when one sleep on a bed. With a hand he have the basket and foods."
The teacher sadly shook her head, as if this explained everything that was wrong with my country. "No, no," she said. "Here in France the chocolate is brought by the big bell that flies in from Rome."
I called for a time-out. "But how do the bell know where you live?"
"Well," she said, "how does a rabbit?"
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March 26 2011
Do Not Touch the Frog
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antifuchsMarch 22 2010
November 24 2009
“ When thirty-one-year-old Withers recorded "Sunshine," his first chart hit, he was still working at a factory making toilet seats for 747s." He originally intended to write more lyrics for the portion of the song where he repeats the phrase "I know" twenty-six times, but the other musicians told him to leave it the way it was. "I was this factory worker puttering around," Withers said. "So when they said to leave it like that, I left it. ”— Ain't No Sunshine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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bbd
bbd
September 17 2009
September 16 2009
“ Okay. Can I just describe to you what I've realized I'm doing: My prosthetic leg was being crowdsurfed across the room at the Leeds Festival. Instead of my leg, I'm standing on a blue and white beach ball. Santa is sitting on the stage, watching. And a man down the front says "You can't sing Footloose any more 'cause George Michael is gay." Not one of those things makes any sense but fuck, it's gonna make one hell of a blog on Myspace. ”— YouTube - Adam Hills Crowd surfing his leg!
September 11 2009
“ Marshall: A friend of mine knows a band from his hometown who played on one of the ferries that go between Finland and Sweden. When they were about to board in Stockholm, the Swedish equivalent of the DEA shows up with dogs and everything, so the guys in the band freak out 'cause they've (obviously) got their dope with them. After a few minutes of "fuck maaaan, what're we gonna do maaaaan!?", one of them goes to a Wal-Mart type store and buys a little remote-controlled helicopter. They proceed to plant the stash on it, leave it on the quay, board the boat and then use the remote to fly the drugs onto the ship ”— QDB: Quote #896406
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September 02 2009
September 01 2009
“ Today, I was on a transatlantic flight home. I found the techno channel on the satellite radio and began to dance in my seat. Then I noticed that the guy across from me was doing the same thing. We had a furious dance off, in complete silence. It was amazing. MLIA ”— MyLifeIsAverage - Life Is Normal Today
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kiki-birdballJuly 19 2009
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What can't remember anything? - Qi - BBC
(Skip to 2:00 mins for the Koala anecdote. [Dooo eeet.])
(Skip to 2:00 mins for the Koala anecdote. [Dooo eeet.])
June 28 2009
“ Jason wanted to propose creatively to his girlfriend, Maui. So he conspired with comix legend, sf writer and all-round mensch Neil Gaiman: when Neil spoke in the Philippines, they would attend and Maui would queue up for a signature afterward. When she reached Neil, he would write "Will you marry Jason?" on the inside of her book and hand it back to her, and romance would ensue.— Neil Gaiman helps fan propose to girlfriend through book inscription - Boing BoingIt worked flawlessly (see the video). Maui was delighted and surprised, Jason got down on one knee, the crowd applauded and Neil sat there, grinning like a maniac.
How lovely!
...and Maui actually failed to notice Neil's dedication because she was so starstruck. It took him about three times to actually get her to read the darn thing.Maui (squealing, closing the book): Thanks!!!
Neil: Aren't you going to read what I wrote? You have to read it..
Maui (opening the book, shrugging, then closing it again): Thanks!!!
Me: You have to read the dedication...
And she bent over to give Neil a kiss, STILL not noticing what was going on.
Neil: You really have to read this...
When she did (FINALLY!)...
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