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November 03 2019

hairinmy

taorinkashikiku:

sweet-bitsy:

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

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October 27 2019

hairinmy
the-macra

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

totohoy

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:



Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

wittyusername97

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

erytria

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

honeypunks

you could say…phishing scam…

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October 21 2019

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October 12 2019

hairinmy

patrickat:

This is bad news. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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October 06 2019

hairinmy

schmergo:

The Pride and the Prejudice

2 Proud 2 Prejudiced

Pride and Prejudice: Netherfield Drift

Pride & Prejudice

Pride Five

Pride & Prejudice 6

Prejudice 7

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July 01 2015

hairinmy
guess they should have lowered the core temperature...
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June 29 2015

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June 25 2015

hairinmy
re: Take the title of the last song you heard and add “in my ass”

been listening to the pacific rim score again (because ramin djawadi, seriously) and, like, look at the titles. i can't just choose one. i can't.
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June 24 2015

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June 17 2015

hairinmy

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

Tony occasionally calls Bucky and Steve “Barnes and Noble” and no one can convince me otherwise.

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June 15 2015

hairinmy

carterlys:

fun fact: Å is a letter in several alphabets including Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Finnish and Greenlandic.

The stargate logo features a symbol derivative of Å, meaning that the correct pronunciation of the show is actually “Star Goat”.

— via lierdumoa

okay, i'll keep that in mind for the new episode of stargoat: aquarium. i mean, the aquaman movie.
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May 02 2015

hairinmy
hairinmy

sssammich:

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

#an every night stand

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December 01 2014

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July 04 2014

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April 27 2014

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April 16 2014

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